Lightning McQueer

The biggest of queers, this person is so much of a queer that even Josh Cox avoids him.

-did you see him do that?

-yea, what a lightning McQueer

by Anon5life April 9, 2015

Lightning Rod

When having sex with your partner from behind, just prior to ejaculation, you taser your partner.

I gave my girl the lightning rod last night!

by PDITTO March 14, 2011

Italian lightning

When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - arson. Usually with a belief of mafia involvement

Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning

by CCPhilly May 24, 2017

black lightning

Phenomenon where one reaches an ultimate velocity to the extent of no one being able to see you.

"That guy in the olympics was almost black lightning! He was so fast!"

by The Fast One June 3, 2009

Ford Lightning

the second fastest production pickup on the planet.

The Ford Lightning will reclaim throne over the viperwanna be... just like everything hemi INC puts out... sorry i meant dodge

by Jacob A December 18, 2005

Red Lightning

Another term used to describe stretch marks on someone's body. Just look at what they look like, then think of lightning streaks, but red. You'll get it.

Damn, thats some long streaks of red lightning you've got going there!

by You don't need to know my name. May 24, 2005

Bite the Lightning

Bite the lightning, and tell me how it tastes.

Essentially means lets go at it during stormy weather

Girl "Its shit weather outside what you feel like doing"
Guy "how about you bite the lightning and tell me how it taste"

by von Reus July 2, 2020