Jaakob

a generally amazing guy, who loves life and treats all women with respect and kindness.

See that guy over there? He looks a bit like a Jaakob.

by that's for me to know September 26, 2011

Jank

A slang word used for "disgusting." Mainly used in places down South or South East England to describe things or people they don't like.

This little girl was sick all up the road the other day, it was jank.

I don't like that boy at all, he's jank!

by sexychickenballs September 27, 2015

janket

n. a blanket used by males during and after the act of masterbation es. for 'clean-up'

man, my ma was doing laundry and found my janket, she all like, "Why dis all stuck tageda ?"

by ... September 27, 2003

jank

verb/noun/adjective

An fustian expression used to describe anything and everything. Can be substitued for an entire vocabulary.

That chicks got a jank ass.
That janks got a jakity jank.
That shit is JANK.
Yo Bitch! Hand over the jank before I jank your ass.

by Goo December 2, 2003

Jaanki

An amazing person. Somebody who is witty, fun and creative. They usually have a high IQ and can answer any question precisely. They also have the ability to make people laugh with their wit and sarcastic comments.

"She got straight A*s in her exams"
"omg, she's such a Jaanki"

by deeyarrr July 28, 2009

Jank

This word can be used as a verb, noun or adjective but typically is used if a said object is considered bad or broken.

“I was trying to stick my dick in the vacuum but it just ended up making the whole machine jank”
“You really janked up your sister last week”
“Yea my kid said you’re really jankey at giving head”

by Captain_cunt September 6, 2018

janki

a level of drunkenness way above shit faced where the only prerequisite is chugging a bottle of wine. Complete with vomiting all night, singing songs while vomiting, and crying over the death of an evil dictator.

Dude, the party last night was sick! Although you probably don't remember it because you were so janki drunk!

by partyhard2013 December 6, 2009