Inceptioned

When another person mentions something completely unimportant during a normal conversation and that idea becomes so lodged in your mind that you cannot help but act on it sometime in the near future. Then when you act on it, you get screwed.

Girl Next To You: "Hey, so I was talking to this guy last night and he just randomly kissed me. I didn't even care. I just kissed him back."
You: "Well that sure is interesting..."

Two days later...

You: "Hey (insert random girl's name here), I wanna kiss you even though I don't know you."

Random Girl: "That's really stupid you perv!" (insert slap here)

You: "Well thank you very much (insert name of girl you were sitting by), I seem to have been inceptioned..."

by Schrodinger'spuppet December 14, 2010

hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.

Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men

by Boyce toucher 1000 November 30, 2006

insert

A sign stuck on the rear of a prostitute.

Insert Here. 3==D

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Post-Inception Realization

Post-Inception Realization is the realization a person comes across after viewing Christopher Nolan's 2010 film, "Inception". At first, they refer to it as "the best movie ever made" or "biggest mind fuck ever", only to realize a few days later that the movie was actually pretty average.

Matt: Shit man, I just saw Inception! Best fucking movie ever!!
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.

by wecomefromstars July 23, 2010

self-insert's

A story in which the reader inserts himself or herself; this usually occurs within a fanfiction.

Most stories written in the second person point of view are self-insert's.

by mandygrl334 September 20, 2006

insert link here

Noun:

1. an arbitrary link.

2. can be ANYTHING arbitrary given that the syntax be edited to accomodate. often used when describing the activities of a linkwhore.

2.
a.) syntax: insert <whatever> here.

by unknown February 29, 2004

Insertion Of Ween

The act of inserting one's ween (penis) into something.

"Was that an Insertion Of Ween?"

by weenqueen April 4, 2010