German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by sucubus August 29, 2008

German armpits

Contrary to popular belief, the wide majority of German women DOES shave under their armpits.

"Oh, look at her German armpits!" - "They're not German. They're French."

by minionofher July 29, 2008

German Firehose

When a man takes his penis and shoves it in his ass and urinates.

My nephew went to Germany and learned how to pee in his own butt. He said he had “firehole” from too many schnitzels and had to extinguish it by performing the “German Firehose”. Yummy mommy.

by Ronald The Second July 29, 2018

german refrigerator

When an ice cube is inserted into the human anus then is launched through flatulince into a mates mouth.

Honey do you want a Dutch over? No, but I've got a German refrigerator ready for you!

by The fridge is cold September 3, 2016

German Tabletop

The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

the Hoff and the Germans

David Hasselhoff was one of the artists who performed on the stage of the big party in Berlin, back in the days the berlin wall - and with it the iron curtain - felt. Since then, the Hoff is a cult icon in Germany.
His song "i am looking for freedom" is still asociated with this happening and its zeitgeist.
Most germans know that its trashy kitsch kult about him, they take it with a smile.
part its a little bit like that chuck norris thing, part it's the remember of the night the divided country became one nation again.

David Hasselhoff wore black leather and drove a speaking computer-car. He was like MADE for the German audience of '89.
thats the tale of the Hoff and the Germans

by Sugardaddy T February 25, 2008

german turtle

To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.

I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.

by Dangeroo December 2, 2015