frosted cooter

A cold vagina

Frosted Cooter is the act of sticking an ice cube in ones puss

by CloudBreaker December 21, 2017

Frosted Anal Cracker

A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.

Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!

Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!

Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank

by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018

Frosted Bagel

The obligation felt by one, to consume the nut of another found along the anal rim of a man who follows the Jewish faith.

Dude: Hey Man, what took so long?
Man: Sorry Dude, but I had to take care of a Frosted Bagel.
ManWhoFollowsTheJewishFaith: Ech!

by SomeJefferson July 11, 2019

frosted thumb print cookie

When a man fingers their partners anus with his thumb while either self stimulating or having vaginal intercourse to the point of ejaculation, when the thumb is removed and the anus is covered in ejaculate. Named for the appearance and method of baking a thumb print cookie.

I gave her a frosted thumb print cookie for the first time tonight.

by Luck O’ the Irish August 26, 2019

Frosted ho ho

When one lays cable (poops) and then continues to nut (ejacutlate) on the cable laid.

The act of crapping and nutting artfully combined.

I left a frosted ho ho on my jerk boss’s desk!

by Gnarly_Wanker August 28, 2019

floated car

To rent a car

John has a floated car from the Car Dealer

by Manrajsinghsekhon November 4, 2019

Frosted Her Cookie

When you ejaculate on the outer section of a women's vaginal (the cookie) area so you hopefully won't get her pregnant

Me: Mike, why was Sarah so scared this morning she texted me 12 times asking for you

Mike: I Frosted her cookie last night and now she is worried that she might be pregnant!

by BigChungus0321 January 1, 2020