Flapping

Female equivalent of male fapping or 'masturbation'

That lady is always Flapping about at lunchtime. Dirty.

by Tylers88 August 3, 2017

Flapping

An alternative to f**k.

That was flapping sweet!

by appleluvr24 April 15, 2008

Faping

Blowing sick clouds from your vape while jerking your dick

Kris: Sorry I couldn't do the presentation last night, I was too busy faping.
Tanner: dont sweat it.

by Tee13one April 26, 2017

frapping

the sound of the ballbag slapping the the behind of your bird as your banging her up the dirtbox.

"fancy going back to mine for a quickie and participate in a little bit of frapping?

by rooooooookkkkkkbbbeeeeeeeeeee May 23, 2003

Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.

Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?

by Bracelets January 8, 2010

flapping parrot

the act of doing a girl in the ass, then raising her arms up and down, resembling a parrot flapping its wings, then ramming her multliple times deeply in the anus causing her to scream like a parrot.

That skinny girl was is a pro at the flapping parrot, she screams just like one.

by George "Sex Term King" November 13, 2006

famping

"fake" camping. Renting a cabin or cottage in the wilderness or "up north". Not roughing it enough to be camping but also not nice enough to be considered "vacation".

My friends and I are going famping this weekend

by Jutz July 29, 2007