fabiolous

Adjective: Something that is fabulous in the eyes of Fabio.

Fabio thinks that Fabio's hair is fabiolous.

by Julian and Sean January 9, 2007

Fapoon

Fapoon is a general word, much like blarg, to be used in place of interjections and other words. It is a combination of the words "Fap" and "Spoon", though it has nothing to do with either word.

Also spelled "Fupoon", "Fahpoon", or, rarest, "F'poon".

Tim; Josh, I just ate the best Macaroni and Cheese with my spork!

Josh; Was it Kraft?

Tim; No, it was Velveeta.

Josh; Oh. Fapoon.

by Hoshwa April 8, 2011

fapnotize

1. Hypnotizing someone by masturbing in front of them or making a motion denoting masturbation.
2. When one becomes so caught up in masturbation, they are practically hypnotized by the act and/or that which induces the act.

I fapnotized your mom last night.", "Quite fapnotizing, that movie.", "I was fapnotized by her.

by Zinic June 14, 2010

Fapposphere

Fapposphere \fahp-oh-spheer\ n. a certain region of the internet dedicated to masturbation or pleasuring ones self.

Some examples of the Fapposphere may include but are not limited to:porn websites,fetish websites or any other website that includes naked girls/guys.

by mlg123 July 1, 2012

Fapochino

Squeezing one out at Starbucks.

"The barista at the Starbucks was so hot I had to go into the bathroom for a quick fapochino."
"I work at Starbucks so I spend my breaks in the bathroom enjoying a fapochino."

by MasterMopho August 21, 2013

fapoapsis

The height of sexual pleasure reached just prior to orgasm while masturbating.

From "fap" - to masturbate, and "apoapsis" - the largest distance in an elliptical orbit of a body and a larger body. The point where the orbiter is at maximum height over the orbitee.

"Scott reached the fapoapsis as he watched the money shot scene with Peter North and Kym Wilde"

by DevRandom September 16, 2014

fapigue

That strain/pain you feel on your penis when you fap too much within a short period of time. (i.e. Fap fatigue)

This was experienced by many during 2014's Fappening.

Dude 1: "Dude, have you seen the latest Fappening leaks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, man. I'm was so fapigued last night."

by masterball63 September 23, 2014