selective reading

When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.

JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"

by GbAbE September 9, 2018

Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)

A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.

That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!

by Mallate April 2, 2005

detective dive

When you sneak out of a class or any place you are not suppose to leave without permission.

I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
Or
We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool

by rentboi May 25, 2005

Detective Noname

Detective Noname is a detective who, while remains anonymous, solves cases with action-packed style and incredible grit.

Woah, they should make a movie and a book, in either order, of the brilliant Detective Noname

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 1, 2020

detective nene

Mwah<3 detective nene is such a pretty and beautiful person! And he’s so cool I’m glad we’re friends<3 and I hope she realizes how cool xe is #livelaughlove

“Woah look at him isnt he cool?”

“Yeah, that’s my friend detective nene and she’s chill”

“Whats her pronouns?”

“He uses any!!”

IDK IF THIS WAS GOOD OR NOT..

by Buggettey October 10, 2021

defective thomas

an very clueless thomas which doesnt know what hes doing

"hey defective thomas! What are you doing?! Im eating the wall"

by mamathomas November 30, 2021

Boner Detective

Insulting word used to describe anyone who closely watches penises.

Andrew is such a Boner detective.

by Captain titties April 6, 2017