A military technician with misplaced self-confidence, super-abundant ego, marginal service loyalty; a second string NSA clerk with delusions of adequacy. Also spelled Cryppy.
The cryppies were mortified that a former enlisted Boatswains Mate would now be their commanding officer.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
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Get the cryptique mug.Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.
That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.
by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013
Get the Crypt Monkey mug.Between a poopy head and a shithead, a craphead is someone who is a real moron and has no respect for people of the opposite sex.
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Get the crypt robber mug.“I met up with a crypthoe last night and we awkwardly waited 10 minutes for the bitcoin transaction to confirm before we could shag.”
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