Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.

The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen

by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012

crimson buffet

Eating a girl out while shes on her period

My girl's on the rag so I totally ate at the crimson buffet.

by voodoo.123 October 30, 2013

Crimson Straight

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.

After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

Crimson Clutch

Where a person takes there hand, and dips there hand in paint. And grabs a male or females ass to mark their territory.

I Crimson Clutched your girl last night.

by CBJSH18 January 14, 2015

Crimson grenade

The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has

2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.

When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.

by Metcalfone July 29, 2015

Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

crimson hornet

When a Russian man gets stung in the dick by an Asian giant hornet

"Did you hear of Vlad"

"Yes heard of his experience with the crimson hornet"

by Channman April 1, 2017