Black Cord Texting

The act of text messaging someone while under the influence of alcohol, typically in pursuit of sex, and not remembering said message the next day.

A reference to 'Black Cord Fever', a term used before the advent of the cordless phone.

"I guess I sent a text message to Tony last night telling him to come to my place and do me. I was so lit when he arrived later I had no idea why he came over."

by evanrude July 2, 2005

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Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009

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Flash cards and freak

When two students want to netflix and chill but need to study

"I want to hang out but I have to study"
"It's okay. We can flash cards and freak"

by Bellacapri01 January 13, 2016

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Orange Cord

Orange Cord is not a religion, lifestyle, or wave. It’s THE ORANGE CORD.

Bro I think I just saw the Orange Cord

BRAIN

BRAIN
BRAIN

by evegetebele69 January 21, 2020

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Juice Cord

The Emo kids alternative go to Discord server most likely when they're banned from both Carti Cord & Uzi Cord

"Why are you in Juice Cord?"
"Because I got banned from Carti Cord for posting a censored rule 34 Talking Tom & Angela photo, and I got banned from Uzi Cord for accidentally posting a Discord server link."
"Bro, why did you post a rule 34 photo?"
"IT WAS CENSORED"

by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022

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