Cockenshtuff

Cockenshtuff: Kõk-ên-shtüf

Someone who loves inserting his junk into random objects just as you would a coin into a vending machine.

Tyler: Nick, stop fucking your old Gatorade bottle!
John: Yeah, quit being a goddamn cockenshtuff!

by Some Hairy Whale September 5, 2014

cockbroken

When you want to sleep with someone but it does not happen for any reason and this makes you feel sad.

Jake was cockbroken over Ashley but took her best friend home instead

by Mezolit October 24, 2014

cackerdown

(v) The act of giving a girl some good ol' cack

Person 1: "Hey see that hot girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh ya I'd cackerdown."

by cackerdown June 21, 2018

Cockaroni

A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni

Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,

Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!

by Gas king March 17, 2021

getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

cocked and locked

"Cocked and locked" refers to a method of carrying a pistol, often a 1911 gov't model semiauto, with a round already in the chamber and the hammer cocked back and ready to fire. It is a term coined by police who carry 1911 pistols in this manner. Usually the holster strap is inserted between the hammer and firing pin for safety, which is snapped open when needed for a fast draw. It is actually safe to carry a 1911 model pistol in this way because of the redundant safety mechanisms such as the 1911's grip safety and thumb safety to protect against any accidental discharge until the weapon is on target and the shooter is ready to fire.

I like to carry my 1911 Colt Commander "cocked and locked" in my concealment holster when I go out. I want to be instantly ready for action if I have to draw. Having to rack your slide before firing could potentially get you killed.

by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008

Cockaroni Pizza

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins

Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.

by Migrodamus October 16, 2009