contact pussy

One or more women picked up by means of being in the presence of a major player.

I'm surprised I haven't pulled more contact pussy just hanging out with a guy like Stebo.

by Chief93 July 28, 2006

chronectomy

Faux-medical word to decribe the charging of time from one's job.

I have to take a day off from work, so I'm doing a chronectomy on my time sheet.

by pentozali September 6, 2007

Chrontits

Formed by putting together two of the best words in a man's dictionary. Chronic and Tits. The word crontits has two distinct meanings.

1. When you notice that a lady has very nice breast they can be referred to as chrontits.

2. When an event, item, idea, or action is incredibly awesome one may say that it is chrontits.

Example 1:

Hey Bro, see that hot piece over there? Ol' girl got those chrontits!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Yo check out this new watch my girl bought me!
Dude 2: Man that shit is the chrontits hommie!

by Big Irish Dick October 10, 2011

contactless

The terminology for when during sex you pull out and slap your dick on her vag when you’re close to nutting to early.

“Did you bust you nut early?”

“Nah I pulled out and paid contactless”

by Labrith November 26, 2017

Textual Contact

The only form of contact you have with ex hooks ups, normally as a result of 1 too many beers

So Em have you heard from Tim lately?...... na, it's been 3 weeks and 2 days since we had any form of 'textual contact'

by emsylou80 November 15, 2009

Full Contact Golf

Full Contact Golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. You can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. You can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)

"Damn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess I am getting hit in the leg soon. I guess this is what I signed up for when I decided to play Full Contact Golf. Better not be a nine-iron."

by 5K337LORD August 5, 2012

canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015