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procedural chess 

The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.
Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.
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Mental Chess 

A scenario where two or more people are trying to outsmart each other. Either if it’s for a fun game or even life or death.
“The amount of Mental Chess between the protagonist and antagonist was astounding!”
Mental Chess by Definingsandwich October 11, 2020
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fps chess 

a game where chess pieces duel to the death
fps chess by Elusive_vex April 1, 2023

Game of chess 

A plan or scheme, or, rarely, even life itself.
"Lets hope our game of chess succeeds, or it'll mean the Feds after us..."
Game of chess by Zed Numar August 29, 2021

wizards chess 

A game in which you drink beers and duck tape them together to create a wizards staff. The next beer must be taped at the highest point of your staff and so on. Once you have reached 5 beers you become a dark wizard and must battle the dragon of jack ( take a shot of jack). Then when you reach 8 beers you must slay the rum beast (shot of rum). Finally when you reach a 10 beer staff you are a white wizard and must take a shot of each and challenge another white wizard to a staff battle and your staff must come out on top to take his position as the white wizard. The main point of the game is to have the tallest staff. Once you have reached a 20 beer staff youll probly have to sit on the damn roof just to drink it.
John: hey dude im all sorts of bored

Jeff: lets play wizards chess until our staffs reach the moon
wizards chess by tony larossa October 3, 2006

4D Chess Fallacy 

The tendency of political commentators online to attribute the triumphs of their political idols over their opponents as carefully planned strategy and foresight when in reality the person had no such clairvoyance.
“im beginning to think there was no 4d chess being played and trump was just retarded

“Sounds like you fell for the 4D Chess Fallacy anon”
Like 4d chess only more complicated. Should only be attempted by someone who is autistic.
Sorry Alicia, my attempt at 8d chess has failed... Or, did it???
8d chess by xxBlack_Adamxx February 24, 2021