shit cranked 

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.

Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.

shit cranked by Hap July 5, 2006

Ass Crank

When you use anal sex to get a girl moving sexually.

Becky was just laying there like a dead girl so I pulled it out and gave her an Ass Crank. She came to life then. We did it all night mostly with her on top. She came 8 times. A good ass cranking can get a girl started.

Ass Crank by Gearls March 6, 2009

Cranking the hog 

To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.

I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

Cranking the hog by hogcranker May 21, 2018

crank dat 

A horrible song with no lyrical talent whatsoever

Person: Love that Crank Dat song
Person 2: Can you do the dance?!?!
Person: There's a dance?!?
Person 2: Yeah it goes like this *proceeds to move about like they are a retarded monkey on speed*

crank dat by You_wont_know_me September 26, 2007

Engine Cranker 

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.

I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

Engine Cranker by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

Crank Squad material

In order for someone, something, or an event to be considered crank squad

material, it needs be fucking awesome.

"Dude that shot was crank squad material"

Crank Squad material by nt41 May 21, 2009

horror movie crank 

The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.

The monster was nearly so the girl gave her car a "horror movie crank".

horror movie crank by Big Tom December 29, 2004