American Banter 

When Americans recite a series of insults and call it banter.

American: Haha, your dad left when you were young.

Briton: Yes Brad, that’s very funny American banter

American Banter by LolJinx July 7, 2019

Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.

"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"

Ice-Assisted Banter by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009

no banter 

The type of male who always seems keen to stay in the crowd. It's only after 15 years of friendship you get left alone in a bar with him. It suddenly dawns on you that this man has no conversation at all.

Whatever happens tonight lads - don't leave me alone with Simon Keir. He has absolutely no banter.

no banter by Sobsnewcadtle October 25, 2015

witty banter 

conversing in a quick and intelligent manner. requirement for funny attractive man. even if they are ugly the witty banter will redeem their unfortunate looks.

"Jake had the best witty banter yesterday."

"I know, it made me wanna bone him."

Ex.

Gilmore Girls

witty banter by slgdartmouth February 6, 2010

Weak Banter 

Noun*

1. When a person joins a conversaation and completely ruins it by killing the mood.

2. Glenn Mclaird.

Alex: "your mums has a well nice house"

Glenn: "Your mums a cunt."

Alex: "That is weak banter"

Weak Banter by easinghell April 7, 2009

anti-banter 

1. Unlovely language spoken to communicate boring practical information or other mundane ideas. Talk of insurance policies, long distance calling plans, or investment banking invariably produces anti-banter.

2. The opposite of banter. It is hypothesized that when banter and antibanter meet, they annihilate one another.

As my boss launched into a painfully detailed lecture on the new filing system, I felt myself sinking into the black hole of his anti-banter.

Miri is Sarah’s other half, the banter to her anti-banter.

anti-banter by Ferret Frolicker September 19, 2008

music banter 

Easily the best music forum message board on the interwebz and home to one of the most awesome, brutal and merciless moderators of all time, right-track.

Great place to waste your life.

"Your taste in music is appalling, welcome to music banter!"

music banter by fanbhoy May 16, 2010