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The type of male who always seems keen to stay in the crowd. It's only after 15 years of friendship you get left alone in a bar with him. It suddenly dawns on you that this man has no conversation at all.
Whatever happens tonight lads - don't leave me alone with Simon Keir. He has absolutely no banter.
by Sobsnewcadtle October 25, 2015
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