2 definitions by Sobsnewcadtle

The type of male who always seems keen to stay in the crowd. It's only after 15 years of friendship you get left alone in a bar with him. It suddenly dawns on you that this man has no conversation at all.
Whatever happens tonight lads - don't leave me alone with Simon Keir. He has absolutely no banter.
by Sobsnewcadtle September 7, 2015
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The unfortunate stash of distasteful, outrageous, repellent, loathsome, and nauseating photographs stored unwittingly on your mobile device from WhatsApp chat messages.
I'm in the dog house with the wife. Last night Lucy (out 8yr old daughter) went on my phone to play lolipops and sea angels. Instead of getting bonus points and marsmellow puppies - she got 13 pictures of your wonky privates and a semi naked Martin Cloones with a hitler tash!!

Oh no mate - you really need to tidy your WhatsApp pornfolio at 2am daily.
by Sobsnewcadtle September 6, 2017
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