assholina

female derivation of asshole

Jessica went behind my back and slept with my man. What an assholina.

by Cappy June 28, 2004

assholeyshitnigger

the worst dis in the world. If you get called this YOU SUCK.

you are an assholeySHITnigger

by Dan Bolsom February 29, 2008

elbows and assholes

What you see as people are leaving work, school, or getting out of any situation in a quick manner.

1. At quiting time everyone leaves work as fast as possible, and all that I saw was elbows and assholes.

2. Because people are running away from you, all you can see is their assholes and their elbows.

by Freddy the Freeloader September 15, 2010

assholism

When you fuck with someone's shit to the point that you deserve to die.

Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholism. The proper punishment will now take place.

by Surfin Bird January 3, 2008

breathe of a thousand assholes

Very, very bad breathe; usually associated with a dog who eats their own shit

"My dog woke me up this morning with the breathe of a thousand assholes."

by ShawnCO August 9, 2007

assholism

A term to describe the characteristics of a player.

This includes:
Knowing to make a guy/girl laugh
How to keep your other coming back
Slick language
Knowledge of body language
Manipulation of the mind.

Why do all the cute, fresh guys have to be assholes?
Because they develop assholism.

by myexperience April 25, 2011

Assholic

Assholic, n. Someone, preferably of the female gender, who has it wished upon them by multiple beings to be violently pillaged and ravaged by a shark, usually a great white, who then devours the flesh of said entity in a rather barbaric and savoring manner.

Guy: Look of that bag 'o ho over there! *points

Girl: Oh my gosh, she's assholic!

Guy: I agree, now let's go dump her in a shark tank and help out society!

by AJndEC January 14, 2011