Blue waffeling 

The act of making another person curious enough about what blue waffle is, that thet will look it up, and be blue waffled.

I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(

Blue waffeling by cheeseflambe August 6, 2010

Making Waffles 

A euphemism for the act of sexual intercourse, Usually used when in public around little children as it us much more appropriate.

Jenna: "Whats with that big smile on your face?"

Shelby: "I was up all night making waffles"

Jenna: "With Dread Head Dude??"

Shelby: "Yep!"

Jenna: "I hope you made safe waffles, we dont want any baby dread head dudes running around"

Making Waffles by J&J&S&C September 11, 2011

waffling 

Adding confusing/meaningless words into your speech to
1) Inflate the show time, or
2) Cover the fact that you don't have an idea.

Bla bla bla you know, it's like that, as we all surely know.

waffling by Zdenek August 20, 2004

Wuffle Snipe 

Hitting the like button on Facebook on a post that is sad or negative.

"I wrote that my dog died on my status and someone liked it."

"You were hit by a wuffle sniper."

Wuffle Snipe by bardotlover September 13, 2011

Chicken and Waffles 

A southern Breakfast for mostly black people. There are few blacks that eat it in the North.

Ay dog.......I'm hungry.....Let's go eat some chicken and waffles.

Chicken and Waffles by I..M..S..A world all day. September 14, 2011

waffleocity

The method used to measure the wafflieness of your waffles. If you go to IHOP and the waffles aren't wafflie enough, you must inform them of the lack of waffleocity in the waffles that you have been served.

"Excuse me, waitress?"
"Yes?"
"These waffles aren't quite adequate in waffleocity."
"I beg your pardon?"

waffleocity by cowsgomoo212 April 12, 2010

waffles 

The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.

Um, waffles?

waffles by T. J. October 30, 2003