1. n. The most amazing combination of
waffle and taco. This mind blowing object is the most powerful and destructive
thing in the universe. The power of the waffletaco can be held
deep within oneself.
2. n. An unidentified supposedly edible object that is usually served by a blind person. They can be purchased at The Glorious
House of Waffletacos, where all waiters, waitresses, and chefs are blind. (you know they are blind because of their sunglasses and walking sticks.) Except, the blind staff is so amazing, they can use their sense of hearing and know what you'
re wearing. They like to critique your clothes while you sit there looking at your waffletaco going "...wtf?"
1. "You can do it, you have the power of the waffletaco in your heart."
2. customer: what is this?
waiter: a waffletaco, what else?
customer: ...it looks like a
blob thrown into a
deep friar.
waiter: well, hunny, you aint got no place to talk if you're gonna come in here looking like you got dressed in the
dark.
customer: ...arent you blind?