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Man Fact

A Man Fact is the sort of fact that men have a tendency to profess as the truth and as though it were an actual fact but in reality they actually have no idea and are making, at best, an educated guess.
Woman: I really don't think you should have another beer.

Man: I disagree, the most recent study shows that regular beer drinking can improve my mental capacity for learning new tasks. I am sure you would appreciate this in the bedroom honey.

Woman: That's just plain untrue. That is a Man Fact.
by Leasie56 January 20, 2010
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man grr

a sound effect simulating a male form of frustration that can often be textualized as "grr" or "urrrghhhhhherrrrrrrrraaaaaa;"
Many times "man grr" is used in bitter annoyance like walking through the blustering wind, or when someone has the utter audacity to aggravate another social being. Bonus points if proclaimed by a female. Guys dig it.
by swish4@comcast.net January 27, 2010
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aint it man

u agree or sumthin that is acceptable
Louisiana slain
Man she throwed.
Aint it man.
by chalie freeway June 3, 2009
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MAN-erism

(MĀN'ə-rĭz'əm) -noun.

A characteristic and often unconscious mode or peculiarity of action, bearing, or treatment which belies or exposes the male-ness of the apparent female one is observing.
"I was talking to a hot chick. When I noticed the MAN-erisms, I realized she wouldn't need a strap-on to ass-fuck me. We got some lube and went home!"
by Smart as Shat June 15, 2009
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Man on the mountain

n. - used to describe someone whose body of knowledge extends way beyond expert status. This is guy who the gurus climb the mountain to go ask a question.
Dude, my iPhone kept crapping out on me and it took 3 geniuses scratching their heads before we went to go see the man on the mountain. Problem solved.
by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz October 10, 2009
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man-nibbler

Beautiful and charismatic but only breaks half your heart. A man-eater in training.
You're lucky she was only a man-nibbler, but you're still a dumbass.
by haebaybay December 14, 2009
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Man Disease

The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.
When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.
by marshalynn January 11, 2011
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