Ethan

an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.

Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.

by admirekisses December 11, 2021

Ethan

Ususally on the ugly side of the spectrum, he has a few friends and is usually cool with everyone though. Although he is one of the biggest clowns to ever exist in the world and will be a virgin until he is 30. Also he is a boomer.

Oh my god that faggot ethan is such a boomer!

by Dgill34 January 24, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.

Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.

by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021

Ethan

Falls asleep in English and Geometry
Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami

Cathy “There Ethan is he’s sleeping again”
Callie “I was going to oragami with him”

by DuckDuckGooese November 24, 2023

Ethan

ETHAN IS SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLOW LIKE AHHHH HURRRY UP!!!! XOXOXA he is slower than my dad at fallout 76 and thats SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWprops cuz hes sliding all over the place with his buttery chewy toes and pearly white teeth

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan

The act of of a Girl named Ashleigh with brown hair and green eyes, sometimes blue, who hates A guy named Ethan. Ethan probably had blonde hair and it’s curly. brown eyes and a large love for ashleigh. but for some reason Ashleigh does not like him at all. she despises him very much

Friend 1: i don’t like you

Friend 2: Ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan either

by EthanLovesAshleighBigMuch March 28, 2021

Ethan N

A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.

Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.

Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.

by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024