ethan likes blue cheese but maybe thats for the worse because he looks as blue as my frosted flaked dick, anway i hope we can meet face to face ethan, bye xoxo
ethan sucks at fortnite and always ends up sucking on some blue cheese when push comes to shove, he can always charm over people with his succulent buttery toes
alright lets get one thing straight ethans toes are so buttery your tongue would slip off within NANOSECONDS please be careful around an ethan as they tend to suck blue cheese anywhere at anytime
ETHAN IS SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLOW LIKE AHHHH HURRRY UP!!!! XOXOXA he is slower than my dad at fallout 76 and thats SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWprops cuz hes sliding all over the place with his buttery chewy toes and pearly white teeth
a sexy sexy boy who can seduce even his own kids into bed with him, he always pounds them in double trouble with his slimy feet rubbing again their tiny feeble legs
lets get to the chase if were not talking abiut ethans blue slimy toes conversation over, his kids are needing of a grand slamming and he has no time for losers
hes like my pet rat ugly and fat but has sexy toes of man if i could get a day with his toes ill take it any day cmon we all love his toes.......especially his kids