Ass race

A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog

"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"

Ass race by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

ass ants 

Little ants that crawl into your ass and make it itch. When you scratch them, they make your fingers smell like relish. (From the Trailer Park Boys live show)

"Well Ricky, you may just have a bad case of ass ants", said Bubbles.

ass ants by SixOfDLoC January 16, 2011

ass sphincter says what 

Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter

person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"

ass sphincter says what by diceyj February 5, 2004

ass bandit 

British term for Male Hosexual.

"e's nothin' but a bloody Ass Bandit, 'E is!

ass bandit by Vega$ Bill November 28, 2002

ass stain 

Someone who is a skid mark on society, dumb and incoherent. Usually when drunk does the real perpetrator of this crime come out.

Nate, " Man was kolt fucked up tonight."
Mike " Yeah he was acting like a real ass stain."

ass stain by timmy johnston April 7, 2007

ass-rape 

To shove your cock in another's ass with extream malice.

You fucken bitch! I will teach your cheating ass! im going to ass-rape you!

ass-rape by brian-p October 29, 2007

ass vomit 

(n.) a large volume of matter ejected from the anus with the consistency of regurgitated food. It is usually the result of eating ethnic food or viral infections in the digestive system.

(.v) to expel such matter from the anus.

He came back from Taco Bell and left ass vomit all over my toilet seat!

ass vomit by HU 2010 January 30, 2008