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Trump's Law 

The empirical observation that nobody is too stupid or incompetent to design and execute a criminal operation or form and manage a criminal enterprise.
"Senator Lindsey Graham suggests that President Trump and his staff are too incompetent to organize a quid pro quo with the president of Ukraine, but Trump's Law suggests otherwise."

"Some people can't keep a honest job but are quite successful in their life of crime - this is Trump's Law in action."

"Trump's Law is in effect when an individual is incapable of successfully operating or is unwilling to engage in an honest enterprise, but is exceptionally prosperous operating on the basis of scamming, bribery, extortion, influence peddling, embezzling, defrauding, and other forms of corruption and crime taking place under the guise of legitimate business and government operations."
Trump's Law by Keegan Eden Barker November 9, 2019
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Trump’s Disease

When you die from an “unknown“ respiratory disease during the pandemic but we’re unable to get tested for COVID19.
Grandma and grandpa died of Trump’s disease and were cremated without a funnel.

TRUMP-45 

TRUMP-45 or the donaldavirus is a virus that was created 27/01/17. The symptoms of it are getting orange on your face and weird hairtransformations, you also gonna get crazy 'cause your gonna drink chemical products. You can avoid it by turning out the tv when the news is on. Voting on Bernie or Biden can also help. It's weird but it's true. If you got the donaldavirus, you only can emigrate to another country at least 2000 miles away of Washington DC. And you have to be sure you blocked your Twitter for 6 months.
'Why I can't find you on Twitter?'
'Guy, remember, I got TRUMP-45.'
TRUMP-45 by 512 GB April 25, 2020

Trump Money 

The money that comes from the stimulus packages under trump's administration.
Guy 1: yo I saw he flexing all that cash on IG were you get that at.
Guy 2: oh that was my brother's trump money.
Trump Money by BlameTheJews1488 October 14, 2020

Trump Dance 

Same as the Republican Dance Style where Donald Trump and supporters start doing the Trump Dance where they fist pump using an action called Air Jerking.
See how he does the Trump Dance on those election rallies and maybe he could go pull someone else after he concedes defeat.
Trump Dance by TheBlueWave November 7, 2020

Trump’s Razor 

When the dumbest answer is usually the correct answer.
That was a total Trump’s Razor

Trump card 

A Trump card is a last-ditch, bottom-gutter effort to say yourself. The most despicable, morally bankrupt choice you can make with even a slim possibility of getting yourself out of a shitty situation you put yourself in.
After losing the role of student counsel president, Ron played his Trump card by spreading rumors that the election was rigged, even after proof to the contrary, in the hope that the student body counsel would reverse the vote.
Trump card by bbbellchee January 6, 2021