8 definitions by 512 GB

Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.

'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

Eilishious

If you're eilishious, you're as delicious and attractive as Billie Eilish. Everyone wants you 'cause you're so hot and you're the coolest girl of the school. You just are as Billie.

'Do you know Daisy?'
'Sure, she's so fucking eilishious!'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

Blijf in uw kot

This is Dutch for 'Stay Home' or 'Stay in your f***ing cave' or 'Stay in your f***ing hollow' or 'chest' or 'bag'.
You pronounce 'blive in you (without y) kot'.

'I'm gonna shop, it's black friday.'
'It's corona time, Blijf in uw f***ing kot!'

BLIJF IN UW KOT

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

Astrology

For the ones that don’t know the difference between astronomy and astrology. But there is a really difference.
Astronomy is star science. Like the things with telescopes, stars, planets. Also food: Milky Way and Mars ;p But astrology, that’s something else. Astrology, is totally bullshit. Astrology is the weird shit you see in magazines. Horoscopes. According to a horoscope, your cat is gonna die tomorrow and someday there’s gonna be ‘a special day’. Probably that day is just the day when there is a promotion on corn flakes in a supermarket. Now you will probably never be mistaken for the word astrology again.

By Brother Nebraska

‘Hey, you there. You like astrology, right?’
‘It’s astronomy, f***ing asshole.’

by 512 GB April 24, 2020

Word

A word is a thing you use to explain something.

‘Hey you’
That are words to explain something

by 512 GB April 24, 2020

Jus d'orange

'Jus d'orange' is French for orange juice. But Hollanders say it too because they think they can speak French. I'm pretty sure that Americans even better speak French than Hollanders.

DUTCH (HOLLAND, NOT BELGIUM):

'Mag ik een jus d'orangeje?' 'Zeg maar gewoon sinaasappelsap of appelsiensap, je bent niet cool.'

ENGLISH: 'May I a little jus d'orange?' Just say orange juice, you're not cool.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

TRUMP-45

TRUMP-45 or the donaldavirus is a virus that was created 27/01/17. The symptoms of it are getting orange on your face and weird hairtransformations, you also gonna get crazy 'cause your gonna drink chemical products. You can avoid it by turning out the tv when the news is on. Voting on Bernie or Biden can also help. It's weird but it's true. If you got the donaldavirus, you only can emigrate to another country at least 2000 miles away of Washington DC. And you have to be sure you blocked your Twitter for 6 months.

'Why I can't find you on Twitter?'
'Guy, remember, I got TRUMP-45.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020