Cat Daddy 

The male gender equivalent of a Cat Mommy. An older gentleman who prefers the company of cats specifically to the point of treating them as if they were his own human children. Many Cat Daddies own 3 or more cats. They are infamously known to wear many garments with screen printed cat themed jokes or images adorning them.

Chris: Oh great, there goes Dave with another cat themed sweater on.

John: What does it say?

Chris: "I Don't Do Mornings" and it's a picture of a cat with curlers in it's hair and it looks like it just woke up.

John: Awesome. That is one dedicated Cat Daddy.

Cat Daddy by Jack Murphy April 27, 2008

cat freak

Someone who is addicted to cat(slang for methcathinone). Generally they go on binges that can last for days which causes very little sleep. Similar to a meth freak.

That cat freak spent all of his money on drugs

cat freak by unknown November 18, 2003

Cat tail 

A cat tail is a piece of dookie that has fallen just right so that it lands sticking straight up out of the toilet bowl water.

Joe: Oh man, that burger I ate last night plopped down like a big cat tail this morning!

Kate: Ew, gross!

Cat tail by vanevery May 18, 2010

CAT BURGLAR 

Someone who takes over a job from someone else and then happily takes the credit for the previous persons work.

Everytime she gets a job in a new winery she fucks off with someone elses silver ware. she's a cat burglar.

CAT BURGLAR by nobjockeybender October 21, 2008

Cat in the Hat 

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

Cat in the Hat by Max February 25, 2005

Cat's Basket

Masterbating in a cat's basket, with your cat in the basket, by using a Gear Magazine.

Dude, Leksan totally was cat basketing this morning. And Tyler saw him too!

Cat's Basket by Morgan December 20, 2004

cat and mouse 

When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out

John Darragh liked to show his mastery of penis puppetry by performing the classi cat and mouse

cat and mouse by Mark Preston March 12, 2003