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Clean sheet night 

When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.
I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.

Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!
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“Take the night off” 

An excuse girlfriends use to ditch you and hook up with other guys

Sunglasses at night 

good music from the 80's
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses

Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night 

A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight
Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?

Gonta keep you up all night

A quote made by Gonta Gokuhara from Danganronpa V3 Killing Harmony. He said this in his Love Suite Event.
Gonta: Ummmm....What would gentleman say?
Gonta: Gonta keep you up all night
Shuichi: That...might not be....completely accurate.

guys' night out 

(N.) When a group of guys go out for the night. The other "Nine to Five" that takes place between 9:00pm and 5:00pm, usually on Saturdays.
We really had a guys night out when Duffman came to Moe's with a bottomless mug of Duff Extra Cold.
guys' night out by G-Union August 18, 2003

dudes night

a nighttime gathering of in-the-closet gay men
Theres no way I'm going to that Frat party its going to be a dudes night.
dudes night by ILL joint chief September 3, 2006