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Goldemort 

A nickname for Donald Trump coined by popular independent media podcaster Elon James White of This Week In Blackness. It is a portmanteau that joins the words "gold" and "Voldemort"-- because Donald Trump seems to be partial to gold based on how his buildings and living spaces are decorated and because the rhetoric of his U.S. presidential campaign seems to mirror the political campaigns of historical fascists such as Mussolini and Hitler.
Please don't vote for Goldemort in the U.S. Presidential Election.
Goldemort by Maritess October 26, 2016

Golden golden birthday 

When your age is Double the date you were born on
Turning 33 on the 3rd.....golden golden birthday.....ahhhhhh

golden throat 

A recording of a celebrity covering a famous song or songs. The point is that the celebrity has no musical talent and is doing so by virtue of his or her fame alone. A precursor to karaoke.
Mae West singing "Twist and Shout."
William Shatner singing "Hey Mister Tambourine Man."
Sebastian Cabot's rendition of "Like a Rolling Stone."

Golden Hurricane

To spin someone around while you urinate on them
"Last night, Jimmy gave me a Golden Hurricane, good thing I've got Flood insurance!" Said Jenny
Golden Hurricane by Zimmerman January 29, 2006

Golden Ticket 

When someone has consumed alot of alcohol and goes to bed with his or her partner. The next morning they awaken to find themselves butt naked with no blanket and there partner nowhere to be found. Come to find out they urinated all overthemselves and their partner in there sleep.
Mike: What wrong with Sally today?

John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.

Mike: Guess that explains the smell...

Goldenshower 

n: The username of an internet game freak/porn pimp also known as also known as goldengamingod
Goldenshower is a postwhore.
Goldenshower by Forumhitman November 28, 2009