Totes Tits

(Adjective). A combination of two modern slang terms, "Totes" and "Tits," to mean absolutely, completely, amazingly mind blowing.

To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.

Today is TOTES TITS!!!

Person 1: What do you think of this beer?
Person 2: It's TOTES TITS, Man!

Totes Tits by Btchen_B January 12, 2011

fossil tits 

A pair of tits that have hardened cum/semen on them, which gives them a fossilized look.

Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"

fossil tits by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 9, 2012

Sheboygan Tittie Punch 

The Sheboygan Tittie Punch is a physical manuver in which a female holds one of her breasts in one hand and a man's face in the other. The man's face is generally placed between the two breasts in a standard "motor boating" position. The female then slaps or "punches" the man's face with the breast. It originated in the city of Sheboygan, WI and derives its name as such. It is a common technique used at local gentleman's clubs. It is offen referred to as an "STP". The "STP" has been known to cause injury in some cases.

During my lap dance the young lady hit me several times with a Sheboygan Tittie Punch.

Sheboygan Tittie Punch by Carpyorangepants September 25, 2015

Litty titty 

Lit af, good vibes, good time, Hell yas, it’s about to go downnnn

When the boys call you about a party, you already know that shit is gonna get litty titty.

Litty titty by Not_Eric_H July 7, 2019

Ghost tits

Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.

Greg: How was your date last night?
Louis: I couldn’t finish she has ghost tits.

Ghost tits by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020

Beast titan 

Haha big monke throw rock

Zeke rejected humanity and return to monke.

Zeke: I reject humanity and return to monke.

Beast titan

Beast titan by epic_gamer69_420 February 13, 2021

Troposphere Tits

The thinnest tits you will ever see. From the side profile all you see is what looks like a slice of sandwich ham with a blister on it

Somebody put the wrong type of air in those titties. I'm afraid they are troposphere tits. Fetch the foot pump

Troposphere Tits by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021