zipperfinger

Taking whatever action is necessary to achieve a goal or avoid negative repercussions. The action is typically illegal, or at least, extra-legal.

"I didn't have any money, so I had to zipperfinger this case of beer."

"Professor didn't what to be giving out any A's, so you know I had to zipperfinger that grade."

"I was already in the back seat of the cop car, so I had to zipperfinger my pipe before we got to the station."

by AxionSaxon October 6, 2007

Zipper Job

1) Where a girl is so excited that when she give a guy a BJ, she doesn't unbutton the top button, she leaves it buttoned and pulls down the zipper only.
2) Also, if a girl is giving you a BJ in a public place.

1) "Dam dude last night, she wanted to suck my cock so bad that she gave me a zipper job!" "WTF, nice!!"
2) "Dont look over there kids, theres a girl giving a guy a zipper job!"

by S H I Z A October 29, 2009

zipper

an ounce of something

Yo, lets get a zipper instead of an eighth of pot.

by aaron July 17, 2003

zipper

big scar from many stitches, from bullet or stab wounds, etc. or repair of autopsy incision.

"Snitches get stitches, drippers get zippers"

by DCMF June 11, 2006

rusty zipper

A man who suffers from premature ejaculation.

Nice guy but the sex was crap, he was a rusty zipper.

by Sarah Monaghan August 31, 2006

Zipper

The individual person who performs the act of zipestra, which is essentially moving the a zip up and down to create some sort of melody.

Somebody who does zipping.

If you were to take the zip on your flies on your trousers, and proceed to zip up and unzip them to the tune of "Back in Black", then you would be considered a zipper.

by Wye Knott October 2, 2010

zipper

Nickname given to the Lockheed F-104 Starfighter.

by JonathanChance September 29, 2003