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by Emma Georgiana January 13, 2008
Get the zilaso mug.someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling
person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"
person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"
person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."
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Get the Zillary mug.A Zolack is none other than a person. A special type of person. A zolack has the ability to fuck shit up. They have the ability to literally defeat Chuck Norris. Zolack's are possibly the most epic thing in the whole entire Universe. Some people think they're Zolack's, but they're just faggots.
Jimmy : Hey Dude! My dad's new name is Zolack!
Timmy : Why? That's a fucking stupid name.
Jimmy : He literally just bought me China for Christmas.
Timmy : JImmy, I would like to have gay butsex with your father.
Timmy : Why? That's a fucking stupid name.
Jimmy : He literally just bought me China for Christmas.
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Get the Zolack mug.The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.
This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"
This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"
After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.
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