i tell you what

chiefly southern, esp texan. added at the end of pretty much anything, esp to add exclamatory sense to a clause. has a somewhat cryptic meaning known only to southerners. so you non-hicks, stop trying.

Bill's car is so red, I tell you what!

by yuan January 6, 2005

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

Telli

Telli is an azeri name, meaning a girl with nice hair. It also means in many cultures, an angelic-like girl with a beautiful personality, with a happy aura around her, and a girl whom is very smart and funny, and daring.

parya: OMG THAT TELLI IS HAWT STUFF.
amrita: I KNOW IM SO JEALOUS OF HER MEHN, PEAK TIMES FOR US :( WISH I WAS A TELLI.

by tee-dawg. May 17, 2011

tell me when to go

1. Probably the best bay area slap that got this whole hyphy movement introduced to the rest of the country even southern california.
2. A term used in the yay area to get ready to get hyphy, go dumb, thizz etc.

1. Now shake dem dreads...(going stupid at a club in
oakland)
2. We was in fillmoe up in the city just crusin and ''tell me when to go'' came on the radio so we all pulled a slideshow in our scrapers right on divisidero and grove.

by tyrone j July 4, 2006

Telling a Jamie

Telling a lie. If you 'tell a Jamie' it means you are telling a ludicrous lie that obviously isn't true and you will clearly get caught out for.

Telling a Jamie - 'I once saw some gypsies on the side of a motorway put a plug into an electricity pylon and steal some electricity.'

by ILoveDanToone March 29, 2010

teller smeller

To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.

Send a teller smeller with that deposit you're making!!

by Daddysxj September 29, 2010

tell it to me fresh

Tell it like it is, give me the honest truth, or tell me the whole story just how it happened

"Dude, I have this crazy story to tell you about what happened to me today."
"Tell it to me fresh!"

by feralmaryl January 6, 2015