midnight tragedy

This is used to describe what happens when a man tries to have sex with a woman in the middle of the night and accidentally misses his intentional target and instead ends up trying to get in the outdoor.

Note on usage: The "accidentalness" of the midnight tragedy is debatable depending on the situation.

Bill: "Wow, you were pretty hammered when you left the bar last night. How'd the evening turn out?"

Jack: "So so. I had a midnight tragedy with Sarah when I got home. She wasn't happy."

by Fernando Anando November 13, 2007

trapadactyl

a body builder who has extremely enlarged Trapezius muscles will earn the rank.

His traps are huge! He must be a trapadactyl

by polluxtroy September 4, 2009

taped

fucked up the ass,screwed
used on the living end message board.

that guy is sure taped alright.

by spy September 11, 2003

trampede

A large, bulky girl running through you and your friends down the hallway with tons of junk hanging from her neck, backpack, and everything else.... originally said accidentally but conveniently worked for the situation

"Omigod!!! That was like a one person trampede! Oops.... I mean..."

by attackedbyatrampede February 7, 2009

Le Trapeze

A sex club in the city where people go to have sex, be watched having sex, have orgys, swap, give blow jobs to anyone that sticks a cock in their mouths, and then enjoy a meal at the nice buffet while trying to win broadway show tickets.

Hey---where did you get the Cabaret tickets? They're front row! Cool where'd you get them?
Well...it's really Nacho Business but for the record, I got them at Le Trapese.

by Andi June 10, 2006

Trapped Raccoon

A guy grows out his nails a centimeter long and while fisting a girl he scratches the inside of her vagina like a trapped raccoon.

Damn, my girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her a Trapped Raccoon.

by TRaccoon9 April 1, 2010

Mediterranean Trapezoid

A trapezoid covering the Mediterranean Sea in which thousand of ships have sunk under mysterious circumstances over the last several Millennia. The trapezoids points are clockwise from SW to SE: Gibraltar to Genova, from Genova to Istanbul, from Istanbul to Jerusalem and from Jerusalem back to Gibraltar.

During the Byzantine Empire in the Middle Ages many ships were lost in the Mediterranean Trapezoid.

by sanfrancisco89 August 20, 2010