toffee

A toffee is a purpose made drink that is half coffee and half tea. It is very big on the continent at the moment and is very refreshing to drink.

"what would you like to drink sir?"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"

by Pablotours September 15, 2009

foppa toffel

Swedish word for being super-whipped or a super-toffel in Swedish

Also a slipper desiged by the famous hockey player Peter foppa Forsberg

I think that Benjy is going to be a foppa toffel.

Björn is a foppa toffel.

Tom isn't a foppa toffel, all he wants to do is skeetskeetskeet.

by Foppatoffel March 1, 2008

Sly tuffet

A perfect, shaped-from-the-hands-of-god, ass of a female. The kind of booty that will practically snap your neck off as it walks by.

Bob-" Did you see Jenny's friend last night?"
Sam-"Holy shit! That sly tuffet had me drooling all night"

by Clopsy January 24, 2009

Toffeesexual

Where you are in love with Toffee

"Dude, I think I'm Toffeesexual" said Lucid "What are you in love with Toffee?!" Said Lucy "Yeah I identify as Toffeesexual" said Lucid

by Tectinic October 3, 2022

Stickey Toffee Pudding

When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin

BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....

by Kinky Mario April 4, 2009

toffer

A lazy, useless worker exhibiting signs of mental deficiency and will most likely injure the people who are actually working around him even if he tried to help. They will sometimes try to scrutinize the people who are actually working by coming up with some bullshit theorem they heard to make themselves seem smarter when in actuality they are proving their worthlessness.

Also may be the acronym for: Tons of Fun for Erroneous Reasons

Why isn't toffer working working?, Man that toffer did nothing all day and the only time he did, he smashed my ankle.

by Stoneworth September 6, 2011

teffelejoerissen

Van het latijs "teffelejoeri". Iets met een recalictrante tegenzin in de juist plek plaatsen.

Wij willen de afwas niet doen maar als het klaar is teffelejoerissen we de bordjes de kast in.

by limpgimpsimpleton August 28, 2018