The large solid compacted turd that retains massive amounts of liquid feces in the bowels. When the squirt cork is expelled, the liquid feces will pour out almost uncontrollably.
I woke up last night with the worst gut wrenching pain. I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes before I eventually passed a huge squirt cork. I finished the paper work, got up and immediately rushed to the toilet again with some explosive diarrhea....once the squirt cork was expelled, the squirts poured out like a california mudslide!
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The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.
John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkakke on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.
by shinrational February 21, 2009
Get the squirt bukkakke mug.A person that looks good from a distance, but with a closer look (or via SQUINTING), is revealed to be much less attractive. Often confused with beergoggles, but is not a function of alcohol, only of unsatisfactory distance. First coined by John M. in 1998
I was at a club last night and saw this hottie across the dance floor. But when I was about 10 ft away from her, I saw she was a squinter so I bailed.
by Ddorfjt January 25, 2008
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They have a long commute in the shitty Parramatta Rd/M4 peak hour traffic, and have to squint in the rising sun in the morning and/or setting sun in the evening.
They have a long commute in the shitty Parramatta Rd/M4 peak hour traffic, and have to squint in the rising sun in the morning and/or setting sun in the evening.
Dave: Whilst sipping a beer...."The squinters never come to the pub after work!"
Scott: "That’s because it takes the dickheads nearly 2 hours to drive home!"
Scott: "That’s because it takes the dickheads nearly 2 hours to drive home!"
by tickle-me-elmo September 26, 2005
Get the squinter mug.The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.
John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkake on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.
by shinrational February 21, 2009
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