splaishing

when your trying to put on your shoes but the heel goes down

my shoes are splaishing right now

by ediieieieieiei August 10, 2023

siblaining

make (an idea, situation, or problem) clear to a sibling by describing it in more detail or revealing relevant facts or ideas to which they are already aware, either in a condescending or non-condescending way

what I was doing was siblaining something to her that she already knew...

by Vavo_Bictor December 13, 2023

Splinking

The act of sending spam messages directly on the LinkedIn platform from one person to another person they do not know. And often includes a sales pitch regardless of the relevancy to the recipient of the message

Every day I wake up to splinking messages in my LinkedIn inbox.

by rharris415 August 15, 2024

splinting

The act of working poop down the rectum by guiding it through the exterior wall of the vagina with a finger.

"do you have any tips on constipation?"
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."

by benadryljams February 10, 2024

Plaining

The act of cutting off circulation of your penis so much so that it becomes purple and numb. The word was popularized around the Portland area.

Friend 1: “Hey bro do you plain?”
Friend: “Yep. I practice plaining until my dick turns bright purple. It’s extremely pleasurable and it gives me better orgasms!”

by BananaTurtle April 23, 2024

Splicing

When you swab someone’s DNA, clone them, raise the clone, than have the clone commit a crime that you record. You than incriminate the original person with the evidence and send them to prison for life.

Mary-Ann is so mean, we should send her to prison for life by splicing her.

by Newd Dewd April 26, 2024

Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext

My uncle caught me splinting last night

by Boofuss January 21, 2026