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shitheel

A lazy person. Someone who wouldn't expend the energy to wipe the shit they stepped in off their shoes. Someone who would shit in bed and kick it out with their feet.
Bill never has any money. He doesn't work, and sits around all day watching TV and eating potato chips, he's a real shitheel.
by Alistair Finch May 31, 2006
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Shithinker

A person who takes a shit and thinks outloud while reading a newspaper, or anytype of reading material, and gets a idea of great value."Shitthinker"
Oh Shit. Thats what I should of done the first fucking time around.
by Paul Gag May 13, 2005
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shitho

This one time, I was straight-up baggin all up on this shitho, and she dropped a deuce in my Corolla!
by worry December 12, 2010
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Shithead nozzle

A nozzle used in quiet the same manner as a douchbag nozzle, but not the same. Please refer to douchbag nozzle for examples.
by Douchbag nozzle December 6, 2011
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Shithap

Mishap: When you get a flat tire on the way to a doctor's appointment, and your crowbar breaks and the doctor's receptionist won't give you a break because it's not 24 hours notice and you forgot your triple A card.

Shithap: When the same thing is happening in a blizzard and a semi is jacknifing toward you at 80 MPH on the ice.
by JordanMacLeanAuthor March 26, 2013
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shithouse buzzard

One that stands on a toilet rim to deposit fecal matter into the bowl. This is done to avoid a dirty toilet and catching germs from the rim. Can be noticed by the footprints left on the toilet seat and splashed poop.
After a heavy night of drinking beer and eating chicken wings, Jay pulled a shithouse buzzard in the restroom at the Greyhound Bus Station.

When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"
by Jenna Page, Slow Talking Jay November 11, 2013
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shithandler

Look at that farmer touching all that pig shit. What shithandler.
by theredfalco May 11, 2016
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