Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.
by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 16, 2018
Get the sloppy sideways shuffle mug.An ejaculation that, when uttered sarcastically, say by someone like Aubrey Plaza, may be a response to not being surprised at news that is supposed to be surprising or enlightening, as being fucked sideways allows the vagina to be both more deeply penetrating and stimulated in a greater variety of places than most other types of fucking. It may also refer to the desire to exit oneself from an undesirable situation to a much better one.
Although technically Judy Garland could have clicked her heels and intoned the words "Fuck me sideways" as opposed to "There's no place like home," the screenwriters were perhaps wise to leave the former idiom for the inevitable slew of Wizard of Oz pornos to follow.
by Solanas69 April 4, 2019
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BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.
They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.
BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.
They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.
by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019
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Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.
by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017
Get the Fucked China sideways mug.Like the normal p-ray, but when the girl lays on her side and lifts one leg up perpendicular and against the man's chest, so the ray spreads out and lands above the vagina, behind the asshole, and everywhere in between.
She was so fast and flexible, before I knew what was happening she had twisted in to position for a sideways p-ray! Naturally, I obliged.
by Charlie-barlie December 10, 2019
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Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.
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