Fuck me sideways

When you wanna get fucked longitudinally

*Lies down on side* "Well fuck me sideways cunt"

by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020

Sideways Michigan Typewriter

A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.

Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.

by lacequill October 14, 2020

sloppy sideways shuffle

Another term for mutual masturbation.

Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 16, 2018

Sideways P-Ray

Like the normal p-ray, but when the girl lays on her side and lifts one leg up perpendicular and against the man's chest, so the ray spreads out and lands above the vagina, behind the asshole, and everywhere in between.

She was so fast and flexible, before I knew what was happening she had twisted in to position for a sideways p-ray! Naturally, I obliged.

by Charlie-barlie December 10, 2019

peace sign sideways

the normal peace sign but tilted. means "ayo wusaap"
not used often except for taking pictures.

Mariella: "Jimmy has a pic where he's doing the peace sign sideways!"
Jimmy: "I'm just dead inside lmfaodxjdbcj"

by Kimcest March 21, 2021

Fuck me sideways

An ejaculation that, when uttered sarcastically, say by someone like Aubrey Plaza, may be a response to not being surprised at news that is supposed to be surprising or enlightening, as being fucked sideways allows the vagina to be both more deeply penetrating and stimulated in a greater variety of places than most other types of fucking. It may also refer to the desire to exit oneself from an undesirable situation to a much better one.

Although technically Judy Garland could have clicked her heels and intoned the words "Fuck me sideways" as opposed to "There's no place like home," the screenwriters were perhaps wise to leave the former idiom for the inevitable slew of Wizard of Oz pornos to follow.

by Solanas69 April 4, 2019

Sideways Mickey Mouse

Getting an HJ on the space mountain roller coaster

Ryan got a sideways Mickey Mouse yesterday

by laz3r b3am June 19, 2013