schrunchies

sksksksk A hing that vsco girls wear

I love schrunchies so much that i have 200 of them.

by scrunchie queen November 3, 2019

schumacher stop

when you break really fast and come to a sudden stop.

john: wow michael really did a schumacher stop there
chris: yeah you can see the tyre marks on the tarmac.

by RickMyLad February 15, 2020

Schlumberger

An adjective used to describe the mass layoffs of an enormous number of workers

In order to maintain our dividend in Q2 we will need to fire a whole Schlumberger of employees

by DoritosDew August 22, 2020

Schrubaluxx

Its a special type of fly who has a lifespan of only 1 day. They are mostly characterized by their annoying summ. Sometimes you can find a schrubaluxx between your bed and the computer its their fav place to stay at.

P.1: “Oh man I got another Schrubaluxx in my dormroom, these flys are the most annoying :(!”

Elite force : “ oh yes man you are absolutely right!”

by Levisleftsock November 8, 2020

schlumbob

the most disgusting fucking sandwich ever, made from stale bread, salami, mustard, and spray butter. created by the honcho himself, this delicacy is better then sex alone. is typically eaten with plain lays chips and Diet Pepsi.

I had the best damn schlumbob I've ever had!!!

by bigdickhoncho February 22, 2021

nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?

by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018

Schlump

Noun

1. A wrestling move one does not want to get hit with.

Verb

2. In a funk, downward slide, losing streak, brief moment of shortfall but will come back strong.

Noun (Schlumpy)

3. A person who is talented but lacks many skills. Always comes through in the clutch.

1. Did you see the 112 pound finals? The kid from South got hit in a Schlump.

2. I haven't been selling many shirts lately, I've been in a Schlump.

3. We are going to get crushed our team is terrible. Things may turn out alright don't forget we have Schlumpy.

by S Money October 25, 2012