Pre-roast

When you say something dumb so you start to make fun of yourself so that when other people roast you it hurts less.
Before my buddies could clown on me, I did a quick pre-roast, clowning on myself first. You know, gotta beat 'em to the punch.
by C1284854738 August 17, 2023
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pre-rollin'

the act of pre-rolling your joint for a special occasion, I.E: Christmas.
hey kylie, i've been pre-rollin' all day so we've got ready joints for christmas!
by SierraBRAAAH December 23, 2010
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pre-erackulation

Occurs during a game of beer pong, when the opposite teams calls for a "re-rack" of their cups clearly before they are ready for a "re-rack".
The drunk girls' team yelled out "re-rack" to their teammates during a game of beer pong when they had 9 cups still sitting on the table, showing they were suffering from a bad case of pre-erackulation!
by Crackerbag April 15, 2010
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pre-equity

NOUN

pre-equity, is a reactionary theory to the prevailing view point amongst many within society, who maintain that. The value and worth of an individuals life within society, must be determined and thus measured exclusively in accordance with ones economical, materialistic and productive value to society. pre-equity theory, maintains that, If the life of an individual within society, is only to be valued thus limited only to ones materialistic thus economical worth..As opposed to the principle that, life ( All ) life is by essence on its own merits priceless. Then in a materialistic stand point, the value and worth of a persons life within society must be assessed and determined based upon the prodigious sums of resources and time that which has been invested in the raising, nurturing and ultimately educating a single individual from the time of Birth until ones reaching adulthood.

Therefore, ones material value should not be assessed or determined based on any current or immediate monetary or economical standing or repute..But rather, that it should be ascertained and therefore evaluated upon a pre-equitable standing, thus established in a pass tense which was achieved over a long period of time.
Marks value and worth to society, can be determined based on the pre-equity value of all material and monetary costs that which was invested in his raising, nurturing and educating from the time of his birth to adulthood.
by Baron Neville September 07, 2016
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Pre-Blaze

to smoke marijuana before hanging out at a friends place to smoke more marijuana.
Nick: Hey broski you want to hit up chad's crib to smoke some bowls?
Rich:Yeah, should we pre blaze beforehand?
Nick: good idea, be over in a second. load the genie

Jimmy: Dang, you guys look faded
Nick: Yeah, we pre-blazed. Rich, load the genie
by TheGoodly1 September 21, 2009
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pre-bitch

To complain irritatingly about a future event that may or may not happen.
For example,If we go there, the Sox will lose, you'll get drunk and I'll hate it.
If we have that picnic, it'll be 90 degrees, we'll be attacked by wasps and I'll hate it.
If you buy that, it will wear out, we'll go broke and I'll hate it.
He pre-bitches whenever he suggests doing something he doesn't want to do.
Pre-bitching is really annoying because it brings up imaginary problems to oppose a plan.
by Shhhammo September 07, 2009
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pre-feast

The act of eating a moderate and inexpensive meal prior to eating at an expensive restaurant in order avoid ordering a full portion; thus saving money, fulfilling your hunger and enjoying a quality meal.
Friends: Hey lets go out to eat at Gratzi Italian Bistro!
You: Sounds good, but I'm gonna pre-feast with some McChicken sandwiches first. I'll meet you there in a bit.
by waggy04 June 17, 2009
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