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Lunch Under The Pipes

A sexual act where the partner massages a man's anus, grundle, and balls with his/her tongue.

"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.

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"Last night, Thurgood and I were watching a movie and I ended up having some lunch under the pipes. It was pretty great."
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Canada Exhaust Pipe 

When it is so cold outside that when one farts, water vapor is seen from the farters ass. Exactly like a cars muffler in winter.
Dude: Fuck it's cold as shit outside!
Guy: No shit, I saw folks leaving church this morning and this one dude was kind enough to hold his fart the entire service. He definitely had a Canada Exhaust Pipe.
Canada Exhaust Pipe by WholePriest December 30, 2011

bless my pipe/phone 

bless my phone basically means to send someone a naked picture of yourself so they can enjoy it for their entertainment.
Ayyy, did you hear?, Starrkeisha bless my pipe/phone with some naked pictures,videos , and mirror pics.

Semen Pipe 

A dick. This word was made by Ben Allen
Semen Pipe by Brn July 4, 2015

Hamster Arctic Pipeline 

The act of someone taking a hamster, hollowing it out so it is just skin, filling it with shit and freezing it. They then proceed to use it as a dildo.
Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.

water pipe 

A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.
customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."
water pipe by Sko56 May 10, 2006
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Alas, Piper has broken the heart of yet another boy
Piper by Yaraw October 6, 2017