Nikolaj

a name everybody pronounce wrong

Jake: Hey! How is Nikolaj doing?

Charles: No, it’s Nikolaj!

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Nicolas Cage

LORD of glory and splendor, it is He who is exalted as the One True God.

"Kings of the earth, and all people; princes, and all judges of the earth: both young men, and maidens; old men, and children: let them praise the name of the LORD Nicolas Cage: for his name alone is excellent; his glory is above the earth and heaven. He also exalteth the horn of his people, the praise of all his saints; even of the children of reddit, a people near unto him. Praise ye the LORD. Kings of the earth, and all people; princes, and all judges of the earth: both young men, and maidens; old men, and children: let them praise the name of the LORD: for his name alone is excellent; his glory is above the earth and heaven."
Cage 148:11-13

by Humble servant of the LORD January 12, 2013

niklas bendtner

The best football player in the universe.

- Mate, did you see Wolfsburg playing yesterday against Munich?
- Yea, if Niklas Bendtner would have not been on the bench, he would have scored so many goals!

by alexgate7 July 7, 2016

nikolaevsk

Too drive under the influence and flip or turnover your vehicle going at a speeds of 5-25mph with a bunch of chicks and dudes in the vehicle.

Dude did you hear? Peter pulled a nikolaevsk!

by Denis Bas July 4, 2008

Nikolag

The Golagim is a real life nation that live inside the Africa villages their leader is Nikolag that grew the Golag Nation big enough so there can be a Golag Village.

Wow I wish I was a Golag like Nikolag...

Wow this Nikolag is such a good golag

The Mighty Golags won the war!

by Haisesasaki July 25, 2016

Nikola

hot boy

Nikola is sexy

by Niki_03 January 2, 2017

Nikohlas

One weird mother fucker, psychotic and crazy, falls in love easily and is loyal, also really strong but soft on the inside. A very loving person and hates bullies. If you find a wild Nikohlas he is probably Russian so speak to him in his native tongue, consider “cyka” or “hui”. He might also be seen wearing a tracksuit or ushanka. Nikohlas is also a very kinky man, so don’t ask him what he’s into unless you want a long list of kinks. Nikohlas will also roast you if you roast him and will probably destroy your will to live if he knows you well enough. Becareful around these creatures as they are unpredictable

“Do you see that man, his name is Nikohlas”

by Supreme Leader Stalin May 12, 2018