pulled a Mats

Just bailing on a meeting or not showing up at all.

Mats pulled a Mats in the daily standup.

by Larazo March 16, 2021

Mats

The words etymology is old latin and was first noticed in 840 AD by a man named Swaut Dehucon. He spent his last years writing books about words found in teen subcultures around the Roman Empire. Swaut discovered the word in Athen while speaking to the local priest. The priest told Swaut about the worst word he had heard, a word a teenager once had said while attending church. At first Swaut didn't understand why the word was a bad word, but as the priest went on, Swauts eyes opened more and more.

Swaut decided to dedicate a good 10 pages of his first book to just this word. The word "Mats". Swauts book was never finished as he passed away too early, and as the years went on the book was forgotten. 15 years later when Swauts grandaugther went up to the loft on a random ocatiow
Now to the point you have all been waiting for, what doess this mean and bad word mean? Well here it goes: A man with a small dick. The word also gives the impression of "talking down" people with small penises. Thats why the priest thought it was such a bad word.

Example 1

Girl 1 walks up to Girl 2
Girl 1 "I went out with that guy from Tinder yesterday"
Girl 2 "Ohhh, how did it go?"
Girl 1 "It was cool, until we went to bed. He was a mats ..."
Girl 2 "Hahaha"

Example 2

Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2.

Guy 2 "Whats up?"
Guy 1 "Stfu"
Guy 2 "Wtf man, why so mean?"
Guy 1 "I heard rumors that you were a mats"
Guy 1 wwalks awawy awkwardly

by Jjadfi February 23, 2017

Meatshield

Just like a radiation shield protects you from radiation and a riot shield protects you from rioters, the meat shield protects you from meat.

Is Ane making kebab!? Get the meatshield, quick!

by Atzel December 11, 2006

Worthless meatsack

The act of being a douche of the bag , having too much cockiness, being a complete waste of space, O2, and being a lazy useless person

Donald trump is a worthless meatsack

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by XTH4GHOSTH4CKERX May 15, 2016

meatsack

An environment enjoyed by many that consists of warmth all around that is very comfortable and enjoyable.

Cassey, lets make this room a meatsack.

by saxspecialist1 March 1, 2009

Arabian Meatslide

When a guy takes a shit on his own arm, lets it dip into his girls mouth, then she gives a blowjob.

Guy 1: dude that chick was fcukin crazy! she had me take a shit on my arm then let it drip into her mouth then she sucked my dick!

Guy 2: dude thats an Arabian Meatslide!!!

by BigNalds69 December 20, 2008

meatshake

The male form of milkshake.

See "milkshake".

My meatshake brings all the chicks to the yard, and they're like, its better than yours....

by funkmiester May 15, 2004