by bifinator July 13, 2010
by carlos Barat May 08, 2006
large paper bag(holiday shopping bag) you have little boys stand in, when molesting them in a restroom stall, so passers by don't see his feet.
by crinklecrinkle September 17, 2003
1.Shouted (at enormous volume) when first realising it is kicking off, firstly to let your boys know that "those other cunts arent getting away with this", and also, to: strike the fear of death into their very soles. Aided greatly by the consumption of premium lager (preferably stella).
2.Screamed at the television, whilst in the pub, in a bid to spur on ones choice of football team.
3.The act of ejaculating on several males.
2.Screamed at the television, whilst in the pub, in a bid to spur on ones choice of football team.
3.The act of ejaculating on several males.
1.(Walking out of a club to see your mate has incited violence by trying to pull a bird infront of her boyfriend and is getting filled in) "COME ON LADS!!!" Run over and rap a bottle round his face.
2.(England have scored a crucial goal) "COME ON LADS!!!" "This ginger cunt is well better than that swedish twat".
3.The directors reply when the fresh faced debutant of a gay pornographic movie enquires "what do I need to do boss?"
2.(England have scored a crucial goal) "COME ON LADS!!!" "This ginger cunt is well better than that swedish twat".
3.The directors reply when the fresh faced debutant of a gay pornographic movie enquires "what do I need to do boss?"
by Big Penguin October 06, 2006
1. A Male who has earned the respect of his peers by doing many different laddish tasks over the year and is rewarded with the title, "Lad of the Year"
"The nominations are in for Lad of the Year 2k13"
"and the winner is Rob, for the 4th year in a row!!!"
"and the winner is Rob, for the 4th year in a row!!!"
by Lad of the Year 2K08 October 06, 2013
The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see boy butter, man mayonnaise, hot fish yoghurt, (the battle of) bollock-lava.
When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.
by Dave D Dangerous December 28, 2004
The acceptance of a male into a group of males. This usually involves the group getting together and boozing (preferably keeping female contact to a minimum). The warmers must ensure the warmer gets to a relatively high level of intoxication so as to ensure a proper temperature is gained.
Despite it's connertations a lad warming in no way involves and explicit contact between attendees.
Despite it's connertations a lad warming in no way involves and explicit contact between attendees.
"hey dude are you going round the girl's to pre drink"
"fuck that man it's Johnti's lad warming, we're going to get him so drunk he spews in the neighbours garden"
"fuck that man it's Johnti's lad warming, we're going to get him so drunk he spews in the neighbours garden"
by Joeyboy69 October 11, 2011