Jonathan

A big nigga that will get any ho he want and will joan the shit out of anybody for no reason.
by Frank rich May 08, 2019
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Jonathan

A very common olden name most commonly used amoung mormon boys. These individuals usually have to take Adderall and suck at Rainbow 6 Seige. They also are considered to be very tall and are often referred as Tree Boi due to their unusual height.
Hey what your name?
My name is Jonathan!
Oh hey Tree boi
by MLGsucci March 08, 2019
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Jonathan

A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.

When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."

"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
by Zana Bella February 05, 2021
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Jonathan

An amazing young ladd. Is cammonly married with women named Anessa
by Ohyesman1203 June 20, 2018
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Jonathan

Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.
Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know

Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot

Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jonathan: nien nien nien
by Daddy Jason May 06, 2020
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Jonathan

Me-are you high
Jonathan -am I what
Me-high
Jonathan -hello
by Bagelore September 02, 2019
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Jonathan

He heavy af even tho he cant breathe with his asthma *wheeze* having ass tho he cool ngl really fluffy dude everyone loves dis mans and he pretty ebic on xbox
Yo Big Nibba
It's Jonathan you frickin heck
by yeetdude420 October 29, 2019
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