jerk ass

an insult used as a quick comeback

Terrell:kevins mom is so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
kevin:shut up jerk ass

by Terrell February 23, 2005

knee-jerk

A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.

An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

jerk the gerk

see jack off masterbate

at camp we had 12 guys and one porn mag, so many people jerked their gerks to that one mag!!!

by scenster September 25, 2004

circle jerk chicken

When men all jerk each other off in a circle and they are also eating jerk chicken.

Hey, I just had a tasty circle jerk chicken

by Helovesthistown February 28, 2014

knee-jerk

automatic, quick and without thought

Allergies are the immune system's knee-jerk defensive responses to unknown substances.

by Light joker January 17, 2007

Jerk Circus

A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.

How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2009

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011