Jasper

A name used to describe a hopeless lover.

Yo man you need to grow some balls and stop being a Jasper!

by Kassanu November 6, 2008

Jasper,Al

A Small Town In Northwest Alabama Known For People Such As Tullah Bankhead,Tom Bevil,and the actor from andy griffith that played gomer pile also its home to champion boxer Butterbean. They also have good sports team

Such as

Walker Tennis
Maddox Basketball
Walker Soccer

Jasper,Al has interstate 78 and Is A New Home To Corridor X

Major Places :

Marshall Durbin
Moores Seasoning
Walker Babtist Medical Center
Smith Lake (bass master tournament)

Jasper,Al Is A Suburb Of Birmingham

by Home Dogg September 29, 2007

Jasper

Someone with a big round buttocks usually height challenged and light skin

Man #1 "yo did you just see her ass bruh"

Man #2 "yea bruh she had the Jasper

by klark kent July 24, 2014

Jasper

To bite the head of a dick off.

His dog jasperd him

by JakeH434 July 2, 2009

jasper

its that fucking gay dog from family guy who has that gay asian faggot name hablo or w/e. Also known as brian's cousin

Fuck Jasper u gay fag.

by dsadas November 1, 2007

Jasperate

1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.

2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.

"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"

"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."

by Honest Dave February 11, 2009

jaspered

1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something

Jack was totally jaspered after he hurt his back skiing.

by Jasonater March 15, 2010