A boring, isolating, depressing, and lonesome place to live. Most suburbs consist of nothing more than
single-family homes and a shopping center. If you're between the ages of 18 and 38, you will be bored and
lonely out of your mind living in a suburb. "Activities" enjoyed by most residents include shopping at Costco, drinking alone, yelling at
people for driving 1 MPH over the speed limit, and mowing the lawn. A great place to live if you want a boring, solitary existence.