National hydro flask day

On November 13th at 12 am the games starts, whoever gets the most kills with their hydro flask wins

Hey sam, guess what tomorrow is
What's tomorrow?
NATIONAL HYDRO FLASK DAY... you better be prepared

by Will 🤫 October 1, 2019

Unleash The Hydra

To take a piss of epic proportions

Yo man i gotta go unleash the hydra il be back in an hour!

by <(dGrK)> aka Demetri p August 18, 2008

nut (hydrocele)

A oversized testicle commonly found in males between the ages of 14-26

Tom has a huge left nut (hydrocele). That girl went crazy when she saw it.

by bigleftnut November 14, 2011

penis hydra

When your penis gets cut off, then two penis heads grow in its place.

" the angry women cut off the penis hydra of the man, only to find two more grew in its place."

by Poontangmaster777 October 9, 2016

Cambodian Fire Hydrant

When you receive a blowjob. However, this isn't just any blowjob. This is when the person receiving is taking a large and vigorous shit. So vigorous that when the shit collides with the water the velocity of the steamy dump alone creates a glorious splash effect on the other persons face. If done correctly, then the person who is sucking the receiver's penis should be thoroughly soaked in shitty, smelly, and most of all sticky diarrhea. Extra points if you want to go all out and squirt diarrhea on the other persons face and mouth creating the Cambodian Mudslide and then dunk the persons head in the toilet and flush.

David: Oh shit son, I can't believe Bonquisha just sat their and took that Cambodian Fire Hydrant like that!

Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.

David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)

by SheezyMan February 26, 2009

hydrated

hydrated is a code word for drunk

hey bitch! let's get hydrated this weekend!

dude i was so hydrated last night. i dont even remember anything.

by mimi&tori June 11, 2006

Hydraulics

A euphemistic term used to describe the male genitals or parts thereof. Coined by a DJ known as The Greaseman to avoid being fined by the FCC for offensive language.

Hey babe, slow down... we don't wanna wear out the hydraulics.

Geez, she really gave the old hydraulics a work-out.

by Macdonaldinho November 27, 2006